Introduction to BDSM: Beyond Fifty Shades of Grey

BDSM, for those of you not in the know, or who might have been sleeping off hangovers when the Fifty Shades of Gray trilogy came out, stands for Bondage Discipline/Domination, Sadism, and Masochism. It basically has to do with folks causing each other pain and embarrassment, in public or private, or exercising supreme control, to a degree even a Supermax prison guard might be envious of. BDSM is also not something that’s restricted to a particular age group, gender, political affiliation, or anything like that, with folks of all stripes regularly or otherwise indulging in the practice/lifestyle and loving it.

Now, we are gonna talk about a trio of BDSM aspects and expect y’all to pay the strictest attention. Otherwise, there’s a real risk of getting kidnapped, tied up, and tickled to … read more

The butt is not a body part that many feel comfortable talking about in public. There are many adults around town who wouldn’t mention that body part and its winking hole, lest they get a beating, plus a mouth washing from their parents, while risking being disowned, hung, drawn, and quartered by their friends and family!

Now, while the butt is still a relatively neglected body part, an increasing number of people are waking up to the good it can do to their sexual life. And part of that good is enabled via butt plugs.

Butt plugs have been around for quite a bit, with their shape, size, and material of construction being something that you the buyer can choose to the fullest. Proper butt plug use however requires that the right one be chosen for a specific purpose … read more

Vertical piercings are just that- vertical. They are often seen on the lip, navel and genitalia and they are among the most visually impressive piercings the human eyeball can mentally fuck with! And talking of genitalia, vertical piercings -especially vertical clitoral hood piercings- are among the most popular and pleasurable kinds of piercings that any woman can hope to find nestled between her pleasure valley.

On this sweet day, we are gonna detail no less than 5 of the very best vertical piercing jewelry in TheChainGang collection, with the focus being on how they can enhance the look of your privates and deal out boatloads of pleasure. Of course, the jewelry pieces detailed here are not meant for genital use only and are excellent choices for vertical piercings of any type on any part of your body beautiful. But … read more

The female body is an amazing work of art that has more engrossing curves, fertile and delish hidden valleys, and orgasmic entrances than you can shake a stick at! No wonder the world tends to stand still anytime a beautiful woman decides to go on a stage somewhere and show off all that her mama, the plastic surgeon, and the cosmetic product industry gave to her!

And then there’s another work of art we gotta talk about- TheChainGang collections. Yeah, we got some really beautiful pieces that can both beautify your bedroom cabinet and your body and they are all made to the highest possible standards on this green earth and the dark side of the moon!

But we are not here to blow our trumpet and deafen our fans! Instead, let’s talk about what happens when two sublime art … read more

Sex just happens to be one of the sweetest things you can get up to and humans have been going at it hammer and tongs since like forever. Yeah, man is a sexual being and few things can relax and please him more than mind-blowing sex of such potency that the ejaculate gains enough velocity to turn the penis into a sniper rifle that can take down deer at a thousand paces!

Now, sex can be harder than it should be, with sex aids often being necessary to remedy the situation. Or it may be that folks are looking for new experiences and that too might require the usage of sex aids and sex toys that are either vanilla or far-out.

One sex toy/sex aid has been in use for quite a while and it is a ring of sorts … read more

When Beyoncé sang about putting a cock ring on it if you really wanna fuck your way into the record books, she sure knew what she was talking about! Or did she sing something different about cock rings and their cocky owners? Let’s check our playlist and get back to y’all later!

Cock rings are one of the best and cheapest means of thoroughly enhancing the sexual experience and it ceaselessly amazes and confounds us that relatively few folks have heard of and use this potent sex toy. Now and then, we at TheChainGang get so moved by the situation of things that we sit down and calculate the potential expenses and benefits of outfitting a fleet of trucks and boats to preach the gospel of cock rings far and wide and in every language known to mankind! And that’s … read more

Only three things are certain in this life- death, taxes, and the profuse abundance of body jewelry that can both give your self-confidence a rocket boost and make your sex life a wonder that can’t be properly recounted in a single breath! Yes, there’s a lot of body jewelry out there, with some being dedicated to self-pleasing, and others being designed to be the kind of eye candy you proudly show off at nude beaches and pool parties. 

With body jewelry being so good at putting smiles on faces, it sure can be tempting to go out today and buy a shipload of them goodies. But we wouldn’t advise that, at least not till you check out this article and find out which body jewelry would be the perfect match for you based on your skin type.

So, here’s … read more

Nothing is eternal, but taxes are forever! Don’t think so? Then better not let the taxman take you behind the kitchen shed for a needed bit of attitude adjustment!

As we were saying, precious few things on this planet, from lottery wins to good weather, are as long-lasting as we would like them to be. Take butt plugs for example, with the longevity of these booty-gobbling sex toys being what we intend addressing in this article.

So, tune in folks, and let’s have a discussion as lotsa butt plugs are rocketing to their home away from home!

Plugging Away To Paradise!

Don’t fancy butt plugs? Well, your ass is missing a lot. But then we wager you are getting a bit of the butt plug experience every time you go to the loo and there’s a log in your constipated … read more

The ancient Egyptians were hella obsessed with death and the hereafter. They wanted to make a mark that would never be erased and they sure succeeded. What they did not realize was that you don’t necessarily have to build massive monuments, die well and be laid in the grandest of tombs to be remembered centuries after your death.

Yeah, the immortality they were seeking was far more accessible and available than they supposed and could have been achieved by the simple expedient of getting some genital piercers to name piercing jewelry or styles after them!

The Prince Albert piercing is the inspiration behind the above soliloquy, and it is a piercing style that the long-dead husband of Queen Victoria is more than any other thing remembered for. Quite a few folks have heard of the Prince Albert piercing and wondered … read more

If you were to get a genital piercing a few decades ago, many would question your mental health and emotional state and perhaps say something about an intervention being required soon. Those were dark times for real and you couldn’t express your individuality or have unconventional fun without society looking at you funny and loudly talking about your needing an extended visit to the looney bin.

Things are much better these days and you are generally free to get any kind of tattoo, piercing, or body modification you care for. The current ethos seems to be to live and let live, to the extent that folks wouldn’t care much these days if you were to get your butthole pierced with an actual ship anchor weighing a ton or two!

Now, we wanna talk about a particular kind of genital piercing … read more