The butt is not a body part that many feel comfortable talking about in public. There are many adults around town who wouldn’t mention that body part and its winking hole, lest they get a beating, plus a mouth washing from their parents, while risking being disowned, hung, drawn, and quartered by their friends and family!

Now, while the butt is still a relatively neglected body part, an increasing number of people are waking up to the good it can do to their sexual life. And part of that good is enabled via butt plugs.

Butt plugs have been around for quite a bit, with their shape, size, and material of construction being something that you the buyer can choose to the fullest. Proper butt plug use however requires that the right one be chosen for a specific purpose and that’s why today we will detail exactly how to pick the right butt plug size that’s a perfect match for any expressed need of yours.

Tune in y’all for your beloved booty sake and prosper like a booty hole full of sugar plugs, plums, cubes and beets!

The Butt Is Right!

Been hearing about butt plugs and seeing enough advertisements for these sex toys to make you wonder what the hell you have been missing out on? Well, we are here to tell you that life without a butt plug or two in your booty on the regular can feel as boring and colorless as charcoal doddle by a billy goat!

Butt plugs give you joy in anal boatloads and there’s this indescribable thrill of sticking one of those toys up there and going about your day, acting like there’s not something in you that others would be unutterably shocked/horrified to know of! Yeah, every time you slip in a butt plug, you are essentially giving a middle finger to a startling number of folks out there who still consider the butthole a no-go area for anything sex and sexual-related. Wait till they hear about the stuff that goes up your urethra and wriggles into your bladder!

How to Choose the correct Butt Plug Size?

Now, let’s talk about choosing the correct butt plug sizes for your needs. With individual needs and preferences varying widely, here’s how you can choose the perfect plug size that’s gonna connect you to pleasure town!:

• Be Honest With Yourself: sadly, your butt hole is not a black hole. If it was, then telegraph poles, rolling pins, baseball bats and even transmission towers would not have any trouble disappearing up it! One aspect of choosing the correct butt plug size is being honest with yourself about your previous experiences with these toys and the present and future capabilities of your asshole. 

  If you have zero experience with butt plugs and can’t tell them apart from the kitchen sink, then it is commonsensical to go for small sized toys. You can later start performing anal training that will help you move up in size. Anal training kits have been available at TheChainGang for longer than chicken-fried steak has been trending in the Midwest and with these kits, you can easily and conveniently get to the task of building an asshole to be proud of! And if you are an experienced butt plug user and anal sex aficionado, why, you can go for virtually any butt plug size you feel up to grasping with your rectal muscles.Just remember to take things easy, use lots of lube and refrain from exposing your booty hole to stuff it has no chances of surviving.

   

• Ask Your Crazy Friends: We all have friends who insist on living life to the fullest. They smoke like chimneys, drink like frogs, go on off-road excursions to places no one can pronounce without developing lockjaw, and regularly sign up for experiences that are meant to widen their sexual horizons beyond limits.If you have these kinds of friends, then you really should tap into their hard-won experiences/knowledge by asking them all about the best sex toys and butt plugs they have ever used, what these were made out of, and how they were taken care of after use.

  Having such a conversation or series of conversations sure can do you a world of good and will let you decide on the butt plug size that is a best fit for your needs, the material it should be made of and the seller it should be bought from.

   

• Go For The Right Material: there are butt plugs of gold, stainless steel, surgical steel, wood, glass, silicone, TPE, titanium and so much more. These materials all have different characteristics, with some being excellent temperature conductors, while others lacking that capability.Also, butt plugs made of specific materials like silicone can be quite flexible and hence able to be worked into the nooks and crannies of your butt, with metal butt plugs lacking this feature but providing a fuller and heavier feeling. With silicone having some give, you can buy big silicone butt plugs, with metal plugs of the same size potentially not being a good fit for you.

  Whatever the butt plug you end up with is made of, be sure that it has a non-porous surface, else it can never be thoroughly cleaned and will be as potentially dangerous as a landmine. Also, if you have a nickel allergy, steer clear of most metal butt plugs and go for glass and silicone toys.

• Go For The Right Features: by the right features, we mean special capabilities. These capabilities might range from vibration to thrusting and pulsating options. And then there are automatic and remote control butt plugs that perform specific actions as required. So yes, there’s a very wide range of butt plugs of varying capabilities out there.While buying the most feature-packed butt plug on the market might not make a lot of sense, we would still recommend getting reasonably priced butt plugs with enough special features that can make a booty sing! Do note that butt plugs with extras like electronics and batteries added might feel a bit heavier than the old-fashioned types that have been around for ages. Have that in mind when choosing butt plug sizes.

   

• More on Right Features: special butt plug features also cover textured, beaded, and curved plugs. Curved butt plugs are designed to stimulate the p-spot in males and the g-spot in females, with beaded and textured butt plugs having beads and textures of immensely varying shapes and sizes that provide unique and potent sensory experiences.You can go for these kinds of butt plugs, or simply stick to the tried and true smooth and polished butt plugs that have been popular for decades. Want special features on your anal toys? Then it is up to you to perform some research and make the right purchase, while noting that beads and other kind of protuberances on a butt plug can make it a bit bigger than you were expecting.

   

• Go For Specific Purpose Plugs: some folks can wear butt plugs all day and others can only leave them in for a couple hours or so. If all-day usage is what you are after, then you gotta choose the right kind of toy for that kind of thing and that means going for butt plugs that are specifically designed for extended usage and buying them in varying sizes till you find the one that’s pitch-perfect for what you have in mind.Like we keep saying, extended usage butt plugs are typically made of silicone and can thus flex with your body movements, with metal butt plugs being too heavy and inflexible to be worn for long and liable to pop out. Just want a butt plug for prostate and other kinds of simulation?

  Well, there’s plenty of that out there, but these are not usually designed to be worn all day. So, before you pull out your credit card, be fully aware of the kind of butt plug you are buying, what it can do, and how long it can sleep up where the sun doesn’t shine!

And that’s it for the day, folks! What kind of butt plug size does it for you? Let us know in the comment section.