The ladies are a strange species. They are not always logical, can be unnecessarily emotional, have a flair for shopping for very expensive and unneeded stuff with money that’s not theirs, and use too much hot water! But that does not stop us men from madly competing for the affection of the fairer sex and being ever-ready to empty our bank accounts and free dive into the Mariana Trench to hook their favorite fishes, in hopes that’s what it would take to make them love us forever and swear undying loyalty to our needy penises!
Today, the burning question we intend to cover has to do with cock rings. Specifically, do women love these ancient rings of fun to the moon and back, or are they grossed out and secretly nurse intentions … read more
Do you want to put your doctor out of business, or at least make him start considering a career change? Well, you can start by buying male sex toys by the boatload!
What these toys are gonna do is make you so happy you could fly off your front porch if you focus enough, and they let you deal with stress so effectively you could end up living forever, but only in your dreams, mind! Seriously though, male sex toys can be very effective in dealing with stress, something that’s in repulsive overabundance these days. These toys are cheap, readily available, and guaranteed to spend the rest of their life putting you in the best frame/state of mind possible. What’s not to love, adore, and rave about?
Now, in this article, we will discuss how male sex toys work to … read more
Penis plugs are sex toys that serve the penis a good dose of much-needed medicine. Yeah, they ensure that your cock gets fucked, just like it’s been dealing out some fucking goodness for a good portion of its life and expanding a wide variety of holes beyond all hopes of salvation, redemption and regeneration!
And then there’s sensory deprivation. At first glance, there’s nothing connecting penis plugs to sensory deprivation. Dig deeper though, and you might start thinking differently and digging deeper is what we at TheChainGang do a lot of, as our sexual partners can painfully but orgasmically testify!
Today, we will talk about how penis plugs can contribute to and enhance sensory deprivation and will also touch on safety precautions when using these sex toys. Okay, folks, let’s get to it while there’s still lube on discount for
Getting a Prince Albert piercing is like putting out an APB and alerting all the ladies in your life that you now have something their coochie might not be able to defeat or properly swallow! This is arguably the king of piercings and long may it reign on knee knockers worldwide!
Now, getting a Prince Albert piercing is not like having your ears pierced and your navel licked/waxed. It’s a major escalation in the eternal arms race that’s been going on between boners and all sorts of tight, wet, warm and frequently puckered orifices.
We thought it best to whip up a step-by-step guide to the whole thing that’s going to teach y’all everything there’s to know about this particular piercing, from the pain levels and aftercare procedures, to how cocks with the PA gotta be dishing out the bowlegged … read more
Jesus can take the wheel on long trips, but the BDSM wheel is another matter entirely! This is not the kind of wheel whose usage and possible misuse will drive up your insurance premiums, but it sure can do good work in steering you to orgasm land!
So, what exactly is the BDSM wheel, and how can it help folks discover their desires, set boundaries, and generally have themselves a hell of a time on the daily? Let’s go find out, folks!
So many things sound larger than they are and that includes the BDSM wheel. The BDSM wheel, also known as the Wartenberg wheel, the Wartenberg neuro wheel, and the Wartenberg pinwheel, is typically made of stainless steel. This is a visually striking tool that looks like … read more
Cock rings are a near-perfect solution to a big-ass problem of booty clapping proportions! These oft-tiny sex toys have assumed the very heavy responsibility of revitalizing the sex life of mankind and we can never thank them enough. With the cock rings on, almost any fella can turn into a stallion and go on a hole-shredding spree that’s gonna make his sex partners give him a very wide berth for months after!
But cock rings, just like any other sex toy, need cleaning. And what we wanna talk about today has to do with how to keep their sex toys clean and give them the level of care that will let them retire on a Florida beach in a few decades! Here we go, folks!
We have written rather extensively on cock rings … read more
Talk about male chastity and some might recoil, acting like they had been kicked in the balls and then bent over to have their backdoor accessed with a monster rolling pin. That sucks and that kind of ignorance, misunderstanding, and ill will is what we at TheChainGang have been battling with, ever since Lot’s wife decided to look back and see if her booty cheeks were clapping as madly as always!
Now, this is the day we detail everything there’s to know about male chastity, while hopefully offering enough tips and advice related to male chastity benefits, and safety to make a Mother Superior reconsider her stance on butt-eating with teaspoons and questing tongues! Tune in, folks!
Male chastity is not complicated and can be one of the most exhilarating, liberating, and … read more
As a man, if you can’t get hard and move mountains with your dick on command, then you are in for some ribbing that might turn vicious. We males are expected to be always in the mood to fuck like crazy and never hear the end of it when we are too tired or stressed to make that happen.
Yeah, life sucks when you are a man whose cock is absent without official leave, or not in a condition to put in its best. So, if you got a woody that’s ever-willing to put your partners in wheelchairs, you really should be kneeling down on the regular and thanking the Almighty for the rocket fuel he keeps sending your plumbing, which makes frenetic fuckathons possible!
Now, today, we wanna talk about how male sex toys can reduce performance anxiety and … read more
Man has been having sex for about as long as he’s been on this planet and he’s been using sex toys since he could get it up and make it go in holes he liked! Yeah, sex toys are about as old as mankind and there are dildos out there so ancient they are on a first-name basis with Mother Nature and her green-tinged family!
Now, in this article, we wanna talk about how sex toys went from being something precious few could summon the courage to mention in polite company, to something almost everyone is eager to publicly detail their experiences with and hold forth on. Like what’s behind the growing acceptance of these tools of joyous cumming power? Time to find out, folks!
They say the global … read more
