Most of us would never put a puckered asshole on a list of preferred vacation destinations and that’s okay. But a growing number of folks are waking up to the range of goodies that can be dug up from within both compliant and stubborn booties. The growing awareness and interest in ass play has resulted in booming sales of butt plugs, lube, and all associated equipment that make such play an absolutely delightful thing of pleasure and we at TheChainGang expect the trend to continue for as long as the sun has enough energy to show off and shine.

But we are not here today to discuss butt plug sales numbers or the squelching properties of booty holes. Instead, we are gonna hold forth on the roles that butt plugs can play for anal training purposes.

Do tune in all ye booty-loving freaks, irreverent wankers, and cock twisters!

Butt In And Get Trained Up!

We have often talked about the ancient Chinese method of tying lashes made of goat eyelids around the cock as a crude form of cock rings. That’s gnarly, and so was a medical practice known as tobacco smoke enema. This practice flourished for a few centuries and consisted of tobacco smoke being blown up the ass, as a supposed cure for gut issues and near death from drowning.

Imagine for a few seconds being at the pearly gates and about to knock and request admittance from Saint Peter, only to be brought back to life by a fella blowing smoke up your ass. That sure would make us folks at TheChainGang mighty angry and in the mood to roughly put our boot-clad feet up someone’s backside and kick their prostate out of their nostrils!

Butt plugs were invented around the time that tobacco enemas fell out of fashion. But while butt plugs are a relatively recent invention, there can be no doubt that humanity has spent most of its time on this green earth shoving different stuff up its collective backside. Butt plugs were initially marketed as tools for improved sleep, and a cure for constipation, plus other conditions like diarrhea, headaches, insomnia, bad breath, anorexia, insanity, and a whole lot more. They came into their own in the late last century when they started being widely sold and advertised as what they were -sex toys meant for a shit-ton of stimulation and pleasure.

The history lesson is over, let’s talk about what anal training involves and how butt plugs fit into the butt end of it, so to speak. See, the booty is typically a curvy thing of beauty and the asshole is rather nerve-dense. And it is these nerves that make anal sex and anal play as orgasmic as getting a lap dance from a freshly fallen angel whose face-fucking skills are sublime enough to be off the charts and otherworldly!

But the butt hole, prettily puckered up as it is, is not always in the mood to be taken out for play and sex. It must be prepared for that and the preparation process for anal sex or anal play is what’s referred to as anal training. 

The anal training process is simple, safe, and effective. It aims to prevent injury or damage to the delicate tissue and nerves in the anal region and can be performed as part of an anal sex prep, or as a power play.

Anal training is accomplished by widening the butt hole with XXX toys like butt plugs, or with the fingers and subsequently gaining control of the outer sphincter muscles, with the inner sphincter muscles being outside conscious control. The training must be done slowly and carefully, by gradually increasing the size of the toys and digits that are introduced into the butt hole. It can be performed solo or with as many sexual partners as you care for, with the focus being on slow, but steady progress that lets the butt get used to guests of increasingly bigger sizes that slowly penetrate deeper into it.

And now, let’s shift our focus to butt plugs and their roles in anal training. Butt plugs have an indispensable role to play in anal training. Other than lube and elbow grease, they are by far the most important anal training tool and something that anyone serious about anal training needs to get ahold of, pronto.

Remember what we said about the asshole being dense with nerves and yet intensely delicate? That means only certain tools and toys should be used for anal play and training. Dildos are not recommended, because they lack a flared base and can easily get lost up there, requiring the attention of medical personnel for removal. Also not recommended are common household items like toothbrushes, pieces of wood, utensils, and stuff like that, with butt plugs being the only sex toys specifically designed for anal play and training.

That means if you plan on doing some anal training, you gotta go looking for plugs with features that are fully capable of doing your butt a world of good! Sure, you could use prostate stimulators, plus anal beads and probes for anal play/training, but butt plugs just do that stuff better than just about every other toy type out there and that’s why they are widely regarded as anal training role maestros.

Anal plugs fill you out and are hella stimulating. They are typically sold in sets like these, and that means getting your hands on a set will let you speedily get to work training up your butt hole so that it can perform whatever magic tricks you have in mind for it. You can pop in these plugs and keep them in all day and there are enough different shapes and textures available to get you the exact stimulating effects you seek.

We do need to note that the butthole is a muscle and like all muscles it can get out of practice. So, if you are less than diligent in your anal training, you might find that a butt plug that formerly fit fine no longer does. Rather than forcing matters and causing damage, simply go down a size and be more diligent at your training.

And talking about diligence, we would suggest performing anal training for a few minutes every day. Patience should also be exercised before graduating to the next size, with the recommended thing being to consider a modest size upgrade whenever the butt plugs in use can enter and exit your rectum as smoothly as if they bribed their way in!

Common Questions and Answers

• Is Anal Training Painful?: There might be slight pain and discomfort. Anything else should signal a full pause. Much of the pain and discomfort can be avoided by the liberal use of lube, plus the application of commonsense and patience. 
• What Should I Do After Each Anal Training Session?: You clean up is what you do! That means washing your hands and cleaning both your butthole and the toys used for the training. You can opt to wash your backdoor with soap and water in the shower, or just use baby wipes. As for your butt plugs, follow the manufacturer-recommended cleaning procedure. 
• Are The Effects of Anal Training Permanent?: No. The sphincter is like any muscle in that it can both stretch and bounce back to its original size. 
• Is Anal Training Just For Men?: No, anal training is for everyone with a functional butthole. So, if you got a butt you wanna enlist into the orgasm business, then anal training is for you!

And that’s all for today, folks! Been thinking about enlisting your butt hole into the anal training academy, or got enough anal training experience to fill the Library of Alexandria? Then come to the comment section and have your say.