The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own,
from my trousers it would spring,
But now its just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
It use 2 be embarrassing
the way it would behave,
For every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches,
  it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head
& watch me tie my shoes!


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