Graduating from Toy Ducks to Shower Fun

Well folks, a big part of adulthood is graduating from playing with toy ducks and bubbles in the shower, to doing the kind of stuff our parents might have a coronary if they knew about! We are talking of stuff like jerking off in the shower, using XXX toys in the shower, having your partner fuck you off a cliff in the shower, and using enemas in the shower.

Introducing Shower Enemas

Enemas? Hell yeah. Shower enemas can be the bomb if you know what you are doing and they have a way of making your backdoor feel so special and loved. But are shower enemas safe? Sure they are, but only if you act with common sense and don’t go about sticking shower heads so far up your fanny the spray washes your sinful heart clean!

This article is all about how to have safe and pleasurable fun with shower enemas. So tune in to the fullest and unclench that rad booty of yours!

Sweet and Cleansing Fun With Shower Enemas!

For those of you at the back, who might have never heard of enemas and especially shower enemas, we will begin this bootyfull lecture by explaining what an enema is and what a shower enema involves. Does that sit right with y’all? Then let’s get to the fanny-loving side of town!

What is an Enema?

An enema is a centuries-old method of inserting liquid material into the rectum to help with bowel movement. Just about all of us got one as kids, with enemas helping to remove shit that spent the last few days accumulating in our bowels. But enemas are not for kids only. Teens and adults get them too for medical reasons and otherwise and they are often better than ingesting medication to solve constipation issues.

And even if you are not constipated, enemas help you clean out your bowels and that makes a lot of sense if you don’t want your sexual partner to fuck your butthole and dig up a lot of shit, as well as if you are preparing for a colonoscopy and don’t want your doctor to deal with too much shitty stuff.

Types of Shower Enemas

Enema kits are available virtually anywhere and a purchase can be made without a prescription. You can perform an enema on yourself, or have a friend, partner, or healthcare professional do it for you at home or in the hospital. Hell, we love booties as much as anyone else and that means if you call us up, we might be in the mood to give you a free enema that’s gonna make your eyeballs pop and solve our cum retention issues too!

Common and Safe Enema Solutions

Now, there are various kinds of enemas. Some idiots mix coffee, soap, milk, vinegar, and anything else they find lying around the house and pump that into their asshole. However, the more common and safer types of enemas are made of a solution of water and salt, glycerin, or mineral oil.

Shower Enemas and Safe Usage

The asshole happens to be nerve-dense. That’s why touching, licking, and playing with it using digits, sex toys, and the like can feel hella good. And that’s partly why shower enemas are a thing.

Shower enema supplies come in the form of a hose that you connect to your shower without needing a plumber to show up for that, eat your food, drink your beer, take your money, and look up your wife’s skirt! These tools are simple and potent and it is generally recommended not to insert them and to just hold them next to your butt hole for water pressure to work its magic. That said, folks do lube up and plug shower enemas into their ass and the UN does not seem willing to do anything about that! And it is because of the abundance of rule-breaking folks that lube is generally recommended whenever a shower enema is planned.

Why People Use Shower Enemas?

There are three main reasons why people perform shower enemas. Some do it simply because it feels good and they like paying attention to that part of their body that doesn’t get much attention. Others love shower enemas because it helps them quickly get ready for anal adventures. And then some folks go for shower enemas because it is to them the simplest and fastest way of solving their constipation issues and cleaning out their bowels. Which camp do you belong to? No matter!

Shower enemas can be accomplished with kits like this or by repurposing your shower head. Which option works best for you is something that you gotta experiment to discover.

Tips for Safe Shower Enemas

Now, here are some tips related to safe practices with shower enemas:

Clean Like A Fuck Fiend: before a shower enema or any other kind of enema, always ensure that the equipment you are using, the water you are using, and the hands you are using are as clean as possible. Clean and disinfect like you have a point to prove and that will help you avoid infections.

Also, check that your shower enema equipment is in good shape and has not suddenly gotten sharp edges that might pierce your innards. And if possible do not share your enema kits with someone of unknown health status. Hell, enema kits are not that expensive and there should be zero reasons for sharing your shower enema kit with friends.

Lube Like Crazy: your shower enema equipment needs a lubed entrance. Otherwise, your butthole might get hurt. So, do ensure that you get a generous amount of lube smeared on your asshole before any shower enema action. Sure, that might be hard to remember all the time, but we assure you that your butthole will always be thankful to have lube on it every time Mr. Shower Enema is paying a visit.

Easy Does It: whatever you do, never force your shower enema kit where it doesn’t want to go. Doing so is liable to get you a pierced colon/rectum or abrasions in the rectum that bacteria and viruses are gonna have a happy time colonizing.

Watch What Goes In Like A Hawk: with shower enemas, there’s a high risk that you will forget or miscalculate the amount of liquid going into your body. That can be incredibly dangerous. Plus it is possible to forget to adjust the water pressure and get a blast that shifts the inner organs out of whack.

Or you might get a flood of water that’s too hot or cold. So, watch what you are doing, what’s going on, and the pressure it is going in.

Don’t Overdo The Fun: yes, shower enemas can be great and feel great. You can use them to get a great deal of shitty materials out of your system and then feel tons lighter and livelier. But whatever you do, never overdo it. Do not have a shower enema every day, because that might disrupt how your body works.

Hell, it might make your body forget how it poops and we don’t want that do we? Plus excessive shower enemas can cause a gross loss of needed nutrients and electrolyte imbalance and that can be dangerous. So, if you are overly fond of shower enemas, now is the time to dial down the fun a bit.

Hemorrhoids Say No!: shower enemas are not recommended for those with hemorrhoids or anal fissures, especially those who are in the habit of inserting the shower enema nozzle into their asshole.

If you have hemorrhoids or anal fissures, get them treated or wait for them to heal, and give us your shower enema kit to hold for you, in case you get tempted to use it before your treatment is complete! Not to worry, we won’t do anything with your kit that your ass won’t like!

And that’s all for the day, folks! What has your shower enema experience been like? Kindly come to the comment section and speak your mind!