Cock rings happen to be the simplest, or, at the very least, one of the most simple sex toys ever devised. They are so simple that we are convinced that all it would take for great apes to invent and start using something like that is a couple of extra brain cells.

But then, no one living has yet heard of female apes complaining about lack of action in the sack. So there is no need for apes to start thinking about cock rings at the moment. That might change once the first brainy ape gathers a harem big enough to rival that of King Solomon and gets to wondering how to make his ladies start walking bowlegged more than usual!

Anyway, we are not here to talk about apes and their bedroom activities. The focus for today is on the proper use of cock rings, and yeah, something like that is always worth knowing. That is if you wanna make the best use of the cock rings in your possession, to the extent that any lady you have been intimate with can’t help but turn into a mobile creamer at every mention of your name!

So, tune in, fellas, and let’s get to work handing out advice that every boner gotta nod its agreement to!

On Cocks For Fucks!

Cock rings, otherwise known as c-rings, tension rings, constriction bands, and penis rings, have been in use for what seems like forever. These sex toys are so effective at what they do that 30 minutes of usage is all that’s recommended. A minute more and the penis might start hyperventilating, so to speak.

Now, erections happen when the spongy tissue that the penis is crammed with fills with blood. Unfortunately though, this blood will often flow out almost as fast as it fills up the penis. It is the duty of the cock ring to stop this from happening and ensure that the inflow of blood that made the penis erect stays there and does not have enough gumption to flow back to wherever from the body it came from.

Cock rings enable harder and stronger erections, which can be very useful for asshole stretching purposes. These sex aids also increase sensitivity at the tip and, by delaying orgasms, ensure that the eventual orgasm that occurs feels like the sun blowing itself out of the sky with enough force to make the almighty wince!

Now, let’s talk about how to properly wear a cock ring for optimal comfort and pleasure.

• Start Small– there are a great many cock rings out there, from the simple
   to the flashy and complicated. But if you are just starting in the cock ring-wearing business, we would advise that you limit yourself to the simplest and softest cock rings that are as stretchy as a beach girl’s G-string! Stretchy cock rings  are typically made of silicone or TPE. The very fact that they are stretchy makes them super easy to take on and off, and you will never have to suffer the indignity of trying to remove a cock ring that seems to have soldered itself to your family jewels! Adjustable cock rings with straps, velcro, and other kinds of fasteners work great as well. Metal cock rings can also be a bit uncomfortable for your partner as they often rub against the pubic bone during sex in the missionary position. So, start small, start soft, and start easy.
• Tighter Than A Best Friend!– cock rings are not one-size-fits-all, and buying the right size is super important. Should you get a cock ring that’s too tight, it’s gonna be super uncomfortable and painful. Plus, such an overly tight cock ring might sooner or later get stuck on the penis. On the other hand, getting a cock ring that’s bigger than your tool means it can slip off during sex, and that would be as embarrassing as being filmed copulating with a clown on New Year’s Eve! The best thing to do here is to get a stretchy kind of cock ring. You can also make sure to only buy cock rings that match the diameter of your dick, and if you are unsure how to do this, most sex toy employees will be quite glad to assist. Just be sure they don’t have sticky fingers, or your woody is a goner!
• Lube Needed– even if you have the stretchiest cock ring ever made, we would still recommend that you put some lube on it. This will prevent chafing and make it super-easy to get the ring on and off. Lube is needed for any sexual activity anyway. But do be careful of the type of lube used with a cock ring. The lube should not be the type that might damage the cock ring you are using or degrade the performance of your condom. Water-based lube is typically the best, but the specific kind of lube used should vary according to the material your cock ring -and condom, if you are using any- is made of.
• Shave The Thatch– it is not necessary to go for a Brazilian wax before using cock rings. But tidying up the place is still necessary. Otherwise, you run the risk of your pubic hair tangling with your cock ring, and this can be both humiliating and off-putting. So, get a hedge trimmer or machete and get your down below looking all neat before thinking of popping a cock ring on your artillery piece.
• Only Crown Fallen Dicks- the rule is to never slip a cock ring on an erect penis. You can try it if your cock ring is especially stretchy. But don’t even think of it if your cock ring is made of metal or other inflexible material. You best wait till you are half erect before popping on the ring.
• 30 Minutes Of Fun– the maximum allowable time limit with a cock ring on is 30 minutes. Exceeding this is simply asking for trouble, of the type that causes permanent to temporary damage. That means excessive alcohol consumption or anything else that might make you lose track of time is severely ill-advised. Use a cock ring for 30 minutes only, take it off so that blood can circulate, rest for around 10 minutes and then pop it back on if you have unfinished business. It is that simple, and you can do this as many times a day as you care for, with nothing bad happening so long as you never exceed the recommended limit of 30 minutes of usage at a time. It can be helpful to set an alarm to make sure that the time limit is not exceeded.
• Off To Town– getting off your cock ring should be as easy as putting it on. Just note that the more lubed up and flaccid you are, the easier it will be. And should your cock ring not want to come off, try to relax and keep trying. But if all else fails, head to the emergency room and let the doctors handle the erect situation you are facing. Trust us, they see much worse on the daily and your predicament won’t faze them a bit.

Fun Things To Do With Cock Rings

Cock rings, as we never tire of repeating, make sex immensely fun, and we will talk a bit about some of the fun things to try with a cock ring on. If you are into solo play, slipping on a cock ring and getting your favorite porn video playing sure is gonna rock. With the cock ring in place, it might be 7 to 10 minutes before you finally cum, and what a cumming occasion that would be!

And there could possibly be no better delight than getting licked down there while wearing a cock ring. See, cock rings make you more sensitive at the tip, while at the same time making it harder to cum. Thus, oral sex is gonna be seriously more enjoyable than it used to be, with your partner’s wet mouth driving and sucking you to unimaginable heights! So will be sex in the missionary or cowgirl position, especially if a vibrating cock ring is used, or one with protuberances that are meant for stimulating the clit. Basically, any sex position that guarantees that there will be plenty of contact between genitalia is gonna be all shades of awesome.

And that’s all for today, folks! What has been your naughtiest cock ring experience Kindly let us know in the comment section.