Got a dick, right? Well, it’s got an itty bitty hole in it through which yellow champagne flows into your toilet or the bushes by the road, right? This hole is so tiny it is hard to ever imagine anything going into it and staying for supper. But a while back, some nameless fellas found out that sticking purpose-built toys into their pee hole could send them to cloud 9 faster than any rocket sled at NASA headquarters would! And once knowledge of what the pee hole could do when fed the right toy or tool spread far and wide, a good number of the menfolk started practicing regular cock impalement with almost any item at their disposal and who can blame them!

Sure, your artillery piece belongs to you and you are free to stick whatever you like, from corncobs and overspeeding Mack trucks into it. But the focus today will be on sounding rods that are meant for excavating your pee hole in the most gentle, orgasmic and seductive manner possible. Yeah, sounding rods do sound like esoteric divination tools and you could say they are meant for divining the depth of the cum reservoir you got in your system and help make sure that this has an explosive and toe-curling outlet!

But how exactly do sounding rods work? That’s what we are gonna find out today, fellas! So, tune in and prosper!

On Sounding, Sounding Rods and Their Many Cumming Uses

Sounding is also known as catheter fetish, cock-stuffing, urethral play, and urethral sounding. It is a form of medical play that is performed by inserting a long and thin rod that’s typically made of surgical-grade steel into the urethra and from there to the bladder. And the urethra for those of you that need reminding is the tube that carries your pee, cum, and itty bitty kids from your bladder to whichever hole or throat you want to splash the liquid on and into.

The act of sounding is usually performed with purpose-built tools known as sounds and there’s a boatload of that on TheChainGang. Hell, we wager we have enough sounds in stock to be stuffed into the pee hole of every fella alive, and what a sight it would be to see that many penises suddenly grow a steely tool that makes them wag with joy! But some folks are born to be contrary and that’s why persistent reports of them using knitting needles, pens, fingernails and toothbrushes, and even mercury-filled thermometers as makeshift sounding tools keep popping up.

Needless to say, such tools are extremely dangerous and if that’s what you regularly impale your pecker on, then you are begging for trouble and it will come visit you sooner or later and do its best to fuck you sideways with a shovel!

Now, sounding rods work by intensely stimulating the nerves in the penis and urethra, with both areas being densely packed with nerves. In fact, the urethra is extremely sensitive and that means you are gonna feel everything going into and out of it.

And once fully inserted, sounding rods are quite capable of taking your prostate to prom and enabling longer-lasting and stronger orgasms that get you feeling like you just drank the elixir of life and from the Holy Grail no less! The stimulating effects of sounding rods is often enhanced by giving these sex toys a wavy, or ridged shape, though smooth rods work quite well for any cum-flowing purposes you might have in mind!

Sounding arose as a medical treatment to clear blockages in the urethra, or for dilating that canal when it narrows due to the formation of scar tissue, with this being known as a stricture. Such treatments were available from the fourth century and possibly even earlier and literary references to it are legion. Sounding is still performed in hospitals today, usually under anesthesia and no, you can’t schedule an appointment for your doctor to sound you for no good reason.

It wasn’t until relatively recently that sounding made the jump from an important medical procedure to a kink about as effortlessly as a thot can swallow a BBC. And the main reason why is because, as we never tire of saying, sounding feels sinfully good and the feeling is a bit more intense than other forms of sex play, especially if the prostate is stimulated.

P-spot stimulation apart, some have a thing for sounding rods and sounding because it makes possible the penetration of an organ that usually does the penetrating. The breaking of the unspoken penetration taboo gives some fellas and ladies an intense rush and to that must be added the fact that with a sounding rod inserted, sensations are enhanced and the simple act of wanking or moving the rod in and out of your urethra can make you scream with gladness loudly enough to be heard at the dark side of the moon! For sure, the thought of what a dick is capable of with something taking up most of its internal real estate is strong motivation to start loading slender pieces of ammo into your cannon!

Cock stuffing also makes you vulnerable and that’s the kind of state that we men seldom are. And it is a state that some ladies find very appealing. Sounding additionally has a big role to play in the BDSM genre. It can be a form of power play, with Doms often using sounds to control the erection-acquiring ability of their slaves. Curved sounds, can, for example, be inserted into the urethra of a slave by the Dom and erections with that in place and without the consent of the Dom are gonna hurt like a bitch!

Both women and men can practice sounding, but compared to men, women have shorter and differently shaped urethras, and the sounding tools for stimulating these holes are different in both sexes. To be clearer, the female urethra is around 1.5 inches long, with males having urethras that range from 7 to 8 inches. And that means that while male sounds can be used on females, the reverse is usually not the case, as female sounds are typically too short to go in as deeply as required into the male urethra.

Wanna take your woody to sound town? Well, sounding, like almost any sexual activity carries some risks. But these can be heavily ameliorated when the right tools are used and hygiene protocols are followed. To start with, you need to wash your hands really well, get the right size of sound that is neither too big or too small for your urethra and sterilize this as thoroughly as possible. Then you should get comfortable, use lots of lube, relax, and be gentle. Never insert or remove a sound from an erect penis and always pee after sounding to flush out bacteria, debris and whatnot that might have wandered up your dick. And never sound if you suffer from frequent urethral infections or an STI, have prostate cancer, a prostate condition or an urethral injury.

Conclusion

Sounding rods are ubiquitous tools of modern life. They work by wickedly stimulating the nerves of the penis and the urethra, come in varied shapes, forms, lengths and sizes and enable novel sexual experiences.

Got an arsenal of sounding rods, or wanna go place an order for these tools? Then kindly come to the comment section and let us know what you think of sounding rods and the theory and practice of sounding.