Best Jewelry For Pubic Piercing
We all got pubes. But the only time we think about that sensitive part of our anatomy is when we are horny, when we are bathing the area and when someone is eating the junk that’s in the area!
Some like to pretty up their pubes with tattoos and braids, while others go for pubic piercings. These piercings when done for yourself can give you boatloads of self-confidence, make you feel more attractive, and give you a high whenever you think about your elevated sense of taste and style in going for them. If done for others, these piercings can turn them on better than any light switch in operation!
Been thinking of getting a pubic piercing? Well, such piercings typically require jewelry like surface bars, captive bead rings, curved barbells, and circular barbells. We sadly do not have any surface bars in stock at the moment. That is only because we recently shipped a trainload of these items to NASA to help them with keeping aliens off the surface of their orbiting spacecraft. Just kidding! But best believe that we have enough captive bead rings, circular barbells, and curved barbells to weigh down every pubis in existence!
Below are some of the best pubic piercing jewelry to be had and they all rock like a 5-star meal that’s cooked by a genius with a sweet tooth and a roving dick!:
- Clearance Mysterium Spike Circular Barbell: we would dearly love to say that this circular barbell fell off the pubic area of an actual Spartan that was at the battle of Thermopylae and we were lucky enough to pick it up in our backyard and copy its design! Painful as it is to admit, no Spartan was involved in the making of this piercing and that’s a real tragedy because it does look like something they might have gone to war with and conquered worlds with! The Clearance Mysterium Spike Circular is a circular barbell with spikes at both ends that look sharp enough to give the devil a new asshole, but they are anything but! This circular barbell is made of medical-grade steel and you can thank its PVD coating for its deep black look. A sharply exquisite wonder that is available in multiple gauges, the Clearance Mysterium Barbell Circular barbell can conceivably put you on a war footing and add some extra bit of energy to your bedroom antics!
- Titanium Big Ballin Circular Barbell: big ballers have all the fun and this particular big baller will bring loads of fun your way for sure! Should that not happen, feel free to come to our shop and knock our iron heads together! The Titanium Big Ballin Curved Barbell is a tremendous beauty that can make even the most battle-scarred and explosion-damaged pubic region look as enthralling as a bag of gold and diamonds dug up from the basement in the dead of the night! This awesome pubic piercing jewelry piece is precision made, artfully designed, and colorful enough to make a desert sunset look like a bleached shithole! Made to last forever and vibrant enough to put pictures from the James Webb telescope to shame, this is one curved barbell that your pubes need as desperately as we at the office need our daily cup of cum infusions!
- Double Ball Pendulum Captive Bead Ring: double blessings will rain down once you get your mitts on this captive bead ring! This pubic piercing jewelry is available in multiple sizes and gauges and the beads on the bottom are as customizable as a happy ending in your favorite massage shops! This is an ultra-smooth and shiny piece made to give the best visual and physical pleasure known to the human central nervous system and there are zero chances of it disappointing! Got genitalia that is better off being knocked off the orgasm cliff by two rather than one bead? Then we can’t recommend this captive bead ring too highly!
- Titanium Big Ballin Curved Barbell: here’s another baller and yeah, he’s as hardcore as his other brethren! The Titanium Big Ballin Curved Barbell has more color to it than a dye factory in the middle of summer that’s busy planning an exhibition! Holding this piece of jewelry in your hand and turning it over and over as every ray of sunlight in view collides with its polished exterior is bound to put a smile on your face that not even an angle grinder can wipe away! This has to be the most colorful curved barbell on the planet and anyone that tells you otherwise is either visually challenged or does not have your interest and welfare at heart! Since its name shouts facts about its composition louder than a big baller with a boombox, we feel proud to tell you that this marvelous pubic piercing jewelry is of all-titanium construction and made to outlast everyone on your street! It is also extremely customizable, with the color, ball sizes, and gauge being up to you to decide. Get ballin with this beauty and we will root for you from one continent to the other!
- Ultra Premium Captive Bead Ring: calling this jewelry beautiful is something that all men and women of goodwill should avoid, or face being locked up for a day in a dank cake! The Ultra Premium Titanium Captive Bead Ring is very clearly beyond the abilities of the English language to properly laud and adore, and that is not that much of a surprise! It looks premium to the hilt and all the rays of goodness and sweetness on this planet just seem to emanate from it! And did we mention that this is one of our famous titanium barbells and yeah, they can survive a volcanic eruption and an atom bomb explosion! So, go pretty up your pubes with pubic piercing jewelry like these and we guarantee they will hang tight and sharp even if you were to decide to get amorous with a partner whose pubes are harder than granite in winter!
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Pubic was my first piercing 20 years ago. I’ve worn rings and curved barbells to nudist venues and parties but found they get caught on things like zippers and even underwear so I generally wear a straight barbell. I keep my shaft and balls smooth and like the look of the 2 balls at the top of my shaft along with my foreskin and scrotal rings.