Ben Wa balls sound like a kind of sushi, or the kind of exotic food you can only get authentic versions of in Chinatown. A feast like that would be all shades of finger-lickin’ good and you can just see yourself ordering a platter of the stuff, proudly asking for seconds and later relaxing with your leg stretched out and your belly-flopping like crazy over your belt! Then you spend the next few hours shooting the breeze and getting a bit hammered on sour mash. That sure sounds like fun times!

Anyway, Ben Wa balls are not food and are not edible. But you might catch some folks sucking on their balls, while others love it when the Ben Wa balls of their partner are marinated in cum or snatch sauce and given to them to lick clean.

But what exactly are Ben Wa balls? What do they do, how are they used, and of what benefit might they be? It’s time to go find out, folks! So tune in and let’s go balling!

Orgasm Balls Like No Other!

What Are Ben Wa Balls?

Ben Wa balls are also called Venus balls, jiggle balls, love balls, pleasure balls, and orgasm balls. They give women a pair, so to speak and that’s liable to get them wearing the trousers in the house, growing facial hair you can braid, and that sort of thing. Just joking, fellas!

A Ballsy Introduction

Some of us at the office got our first introduction to Ben Wa balls a few decades ago. But most, just like a good portion of our readers, would have first heard of these balls while getting immersed in the Fifty Shades of Grey universe, with Ana notably plopping the balls in before attending a masquerade ball. Oh, what a ballsy beauty was Ana and what would we give to get our mitts on the set that went into her privates! Imagine what that would sell for on eBay!

Now, Ben Wa balls are ancient ASF. Experts say they date back to 500 AD and that’s like a million and a half years to us at the office! They are arguably the oldest sex toy on the planet, originating from Japan, and spreading from there to China, Europe, and the rest of the world. The Japanese women then used a trio of hollow metal spheres, with the first being inserted far up, and the second being filled with mercury for a vibratory effect, and being placed next to the G spot, while the third ball was positioned near the mouth of the vagina. All three balls were connected to a chain, making retrieval an easy affair.

Modern Ben Wa Balls

These days, Ben Wa balls are typically made of glass, metal, silicone, or plastic and have sizes and sizes that vary widely, with some even being peanut-shaped. But that’s not to say you are gonna find Ben Wa balls out there the size of watermelons! Not that those would fit in anything other than a blue whale!

Design and Features

Also, Ben Wa balls in the modern era are often hollow, and usually weighted, which makes them sensitive to movement. Some have chimes and clappers that vibrate and stimulate the vagina extra nicely and most have attached strings to facilitate retrieval. Worth noting is that nothing smaller than a matchhead can pass through the cervix. So, unless you are using Ben Wa balls of very small size, you don’t have to worry about these toys getting lost, and getting these balls out of you should be as simple as bearing down and letting your muscles and gravity do their work.

Also worth noting is that the stimulation provided by Ben Wa balls is not usually meant to be enough to trigger orgasms by itself like a proper sex toy would. It’s just sufficient to provide a break from the normal and put grins on faces and could also facilitate orgasm during sexual intercourse with a partner. Think of it like wearing nipple clamps, with the main difference being that Ben Wa balls are hidden up there and are not out front where they can be seen.

Ben Wa Ballsy Forever!

Ben Wa balls are only usable if you have a vagina and we can’t repeat that fact often enough. These toys are not to be used for ass play, as the odds of them disappearing in the black hole that’s the booty is too high. But then we reckon that if you have some thousands of dollars to waste and have a fetish for seeing health professionals stick their arm up your ass up to the elbow, then you could conceivably use Ben Wa balls for anal action. But that’s so needlessly and incredibly dangerous and something that would only make sense to us if the world is ending in 10 minutes and you have nothing to lose!

Benefits of Ben Wa Balls

Now, here are some Ben Wa balls benefits:

• All-Day Stimulation: Ben Wa balls provide all-day stimulation. It might be raining cats, dogs, and caterpillars, the world might be burning hotter than your mother-in-law’s stove and things might seem to be going worse than hell in a handbasket, but all that has a habit of fading into the background once you pop in a Ben Wa ball or two! Get yourself a set and find new reasons to smile every day.
• Enhances Sexual Performance: your partner might have a thing for balls being in you while they give you the holy, hard, and throbbing length of pipe in their possession! And you might find sex better, or sweeter once some balls are rolling around in you, playing peekaboo with your sex toy or the live penis that’s been taking you to pound town! Then some folks love sucking on balls that have been in you, and get off on your sitting on their face and laying an egg on them! So yeah, Ben Wa balls can enable a lot of improved performance in the sack and it is up to you to find out what works for you and your partner if you have any.
• Them Balls Are Healthy For You: the thing with Ben Wa balls is that having them sloshing around in there, happy as a clam, gives the vaginal muscles a good dose of exercise. That means you can use these balls to improve the strength and elasticity of your pelvic floor, strengthen the muscles you got down there and hone your bladder control to such an extent that you could pee on an upright needle on the floor and split that sucker apart! Plus improving your pelvic floor elasticity/strength can translate to improved sex, mainly because your ability to get a grip on and give a massage to the thrusting anaconda of your partner with your vaginal muscles is enhanced. Stuff like that can drive your partner off the edge faster than Dominic Toretto could ever manage behind the wheels of one of his rad rides! A stronger pelvic floor can also lead to stronger orgasms, make it easier to empty your bowels, lessen the risks of incontinence due to age and other factors and enable speedier recovery from surgery or childbirth.
• Off-The-Charts Confidence: Ben Wa balls can make you feel sexier and more confident. Having the balls in you can get you feeling like you alone know a secret the world can never be aware of and that kind of thing can cause your head to swell quite a bit! So, if you are dealing with self-esteem and body positivity issues, Ben Wa balls can help and will also give you a deeper appreciation of your body and what it can do.

Join the Conversation

And that’s all on Ben Wa balls for today, folks! Get some experience with them rolling wonders? Then come to the comment section and amaze us with your words!