Are you Naughty or Nice?

Naughty Xmas  Penis Plug

Naughty Xmas
Penis Plug

Santa is coming to town so have you been naughty or nice. If you’ve been a good boy maybe you can have a Naughty Penis Plug for Christmas. After all, it is shaped like a Christmas Tree. So get ready to HO,HO, HO, or should I say oh, Oh, OHH!

The Naughty Penis Plug is made for just that, naughty boys, looking for a naughty good time or naughty sex. This little penis treasure is sure to provide hours of urethral stimulation and pleasure. The surgical steel is beautifully polished and perfectly molded to get any man off to a good start or an amazing finish.

It starts out at 5mm at works its way through 6 humps to almost 12mm. You can have a little or a lot. Once you have reached the widest part you will be ready to reach climax. You will have to work your way to wearing it as jewelry for hours at a time, you will be able to hold your cum a little longer too. And what man doesn’t want longer, more intense #orgasms. No one wants to blow his wad early.  But the truth is with the Naughty #Penisplug you can tease yourself, your partner can tease you, or you can tease your partner to sustain your hard on and make that oh so good feeling last.

If you are thinking there is no way you would ever stick something steel up the head of your dick, you probably are not alone. It sounds crazy as hell doesn’t it? Guess what? If it didn’t feeling so fucking good, there wouldn’t be thousands sold everyday. Cum on baby, don’t be chicken, get to stickin’. You won’t be disappointed. Looking for the Naughty Penis Plug? Try thechaingang.com. They have it, plus hundreds more in stock and ready to cum to you.

Tighten Up Girls!

OK. Are you exercising regularly? I’m not talking about jogging or pilates, I’m talking about exercising your vagina with a British Vaginal Barbell. If you don’t know that you have muscles down there that can be tightened up and toned for a better sex life, then let me help get you in shape.

First of all, do this for yourself. Often us ladies think just about our partners pleasure, but do this for you, and I promise, the effects your partner will have will shock you. Exercising your vaginal muscles improves your sexual health and general health. It helps relax you, insures bladder control, and makes your partner go boom boom.

This can be used for your kegel exercises to strengthen the bladder, so even if you are not looking for a better sexual experience, this is a great piece to have. Once you become a regular exerciser , you will notice the difference right away. During sex you will be able to squeeze your man at will. He will never know when it is going to happen and it drives him wild.

This versatile piece is not just a barbell, it can also be used as a dildo. Now don’t let that embarrass you. Fact is, once you start using it, the relaxation you will achieve when  reaching orgasm will make it worth the time and money. This piece is surgical steel and highly polished for a beautiful look and comfortable feel. It has three balls on one end and two on the other. It is approximately 6 3/4″ long, the largest ball is 1 1/4″ wide. This piece is so versatile, you will wonder what you ever did without it.

If you are looking to tighten up and get fit, it’s a simple process. Lube the British Vaginal Barbell well before inserting. Next slowing insert, enjoying each ball as it enters. Now, as you lay in the bed, simply tighten with your vaginal walls (your butt cheeks should tighten too). Do this over and over and you move the British barbell in and out. Do this for a few days, and you and your partner will be delighted. To get one just go to thechaingang.com. They also have other vaginal barbells in stock. It’s a great sight for whatever you need in body jewelry.