The Influence of Prince Albert Jewelry On Masturbation

The ancient Egyptians were hella obsessed with death and the hereafter. They wanted to make a mark that would never be erased and they sure succeeded. What they did not realize was that you don’t necessarily have to build massive monuments, die well and be laid in the grandest of tombs to be remembered centuries after your death.

Yeah, the immortality they were seeking was far more accessible and available than they supposed and could have been achieved by the simple expedient of getting some genital piercers to name piercing jewelry or styles after them!

The Prince Albert piercing is the inspiration behind the above soliloquy, and it is a piercing style that the long-dead husband of Queen Victoria is more than any other thing remembered for. Quite a few folks have heard of the Prince Albert piercing and wondered read more

Beyond The Norm: Unveiling The Motivations Behind The Prince Albert Piercing

If you were to get a genital piercing a few decades ago, many would question your mental health and emotional state and perhaps say something about an intervention being required soon. Those were dark times for real and you couldn’t express your individuality or have unconventional fun without society looking at you funny and loudly talking about your needing an extended visit to the looney bin.

Things are much better these days and you are generally free to get any kind of tattoo, piercing, or body modification you care for. The current ethos seems to be to live and let live, to the extent that folks wouldn’t care much these days if you were to get your butthole pierced with an actual ship anchor weighing a ton or two!

Now, we wanna talk about a particular kind of genital piercing read more

Best Gender Neutral Sex Toys To Buy In 2023

What are Gender-neutral sex toys?

Gender-neutral sex toys are toys that can be used by all individuals regardless of the gender they identify as. What that means is that even if you identify as an attack helicopter, an RPG, a T-rex, or a cloth hanger, there are bound to be some sex toys that would be an excellent fit for both you and others, with the sexual identities and realities of everyone involved being of no consequence.

Here at TheChainGang, we have more sex toys than the devil himself can fit down his gullet and a lot of these toys are so gender-neutral they could be used to seduce a stone gargoyle and its Minotaur-loving mother-in-law! Yeah, we mean serious business where XXX toys are concerned and making people happy has long been something we are rightfully proud of.read more

How To Use Sex Toys To Enhance Your Orgasm

Orgasms should be a universal human right, and almost on par with access to food, water, and French wine dribbled out of the pert mouth of a freaky-minded princess! Or so some of us at TheChainGang believe.

It sure is disturbing that a good number of people go through life and croak later on without having seen hide or hair of orgasm and that is a state of things that needs correcting soonest. Hell, assuring every person in the world an orgasm at least once in their lives might well be in the interest of world peace, with folks who have seen cloud 9 often being less interested in making a mess of our earthly home. Or so we believe!

Now, orgasms can be achieved via fine food, millions in the bank, kissing the love of your life, winning the read more

The Role of E-Stim In Sexual Health & Wellness

E-stim is not a lollipop flavor, though it does sound like something that we at the office would love to be steadily getting licks and kicks out of! The word refers to electric stimulation or erotic electrostimulation and both are two sides of the same coin. Don’t think so? Then sue us, champ!

Now, we wanna get a bit educational here. And rather than pontificate about drug use in the porn industry, or which specific undies look sexiest on the ladies, we will talk about what e-stim is and then dive into how it can be an important tool for sexual health and wellness.

Y’all on board for that? Then hang on fellas, or get shocked off your perches!

E-Stim All The Way!


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Do Cock Rings Help You Last Longer?

There are only two things that the average man is very interested in and that’s sex and money. Of course, some men are more interested in one than the other and that is why we have fellas who work triple shifts seven days of the week and have more Benjamins in their bank account than Beyoncé has twerked in her music videos! And conversely, we have guys who would rather collect unemployment checks and spend their days fucking the dripping snot out of any pussy they come across, with sex being the only thing that puts a smile on their faces.

So, is it money or sex that motivates you most? Or do you slug it out day after day so you can give a middle finger to your ex who ran off with Jeff Bezos and has been sending read more

The Connection Between Genital Piercings, Sexual Pleasure, and Sensitivity

Humans have been on this pretty little ball called Earth for quite a bit. We have conquered all of it and are right now on a possibly misguided quest to seek out other worlds that we can remake in our image and suck every little bit of goodness, and innocence out of. We have done remarkable things, touched the stars, got high on moon dust, gotten ass-fucked by meteors, looked up Mother Nature’s skirt, and seen enough sexy greenery there to be transformed into fapping beasts. Or not!

Anyway, what we are trying to say here is that we have been on this planet long enough to know what worked for us and what didn’t. And genital piercings are something that for thousands of years have worked very well and are in the process of being adopted in greater numbers read more

Best Male Toys For Solo Or Partnered Play

They say that the three inescapable things in life are death, taxes, and hardcore sex and we would say that’s about right! Yeah, humans are born to fuck and that’s why mother nature has made it so that fellas who don’t frequently engage in a little bit of hanky-panky and explosive cum expulsion start hatching tadpoles and crickets next to their prostates! Better be getting it on all the time, champs, or your cock might just fall off from disuse, boredom, and disappointment!

Now, we are here to talk about the best male sex toys for solo and partnered play. For sure an article like this is not the easiest thing to write and that’s mainly because there are so many male sex toys out there that picking the best is a little bit like playing a million-to-one odds and read more

Pros and Cons Of Different Genital Jewelry Materials

Life is all about choice and options and so is the genital jewelry niche. Your genitalia being yours means there are varied safe and unsafe stuff that you can at anytime decide to stick into it for aesthetic, sensual and personal reasons.

In this article, we will focus on the more popular genital jewelry materials, with the pros and cons of each being dissected like you would a Caesar’s salad whipped up by a brain-dead and knock-kneed chef! Let’s get this show on the road, folks!

It’s A Whole Other World Down There!

Your genitalia deserve the best, like jewel-encrusted 18K rings, plus lengthy massages by the heavenly hosts! But you are welcome to throw the worst that life can offer at them, while praying they got enough ammo in the sack to fight off every foe!

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Sensual Stretching: The Art of Ball Weights and Stretcher Techniques

Look down at the artillery piece jutting from between your legs, happy as a clam like it alone has the capability of proving that you are the man you say you are. And hanging from that towering pillar of destruction is what else but a wrinkled sack that houses the most precious family jewels in the possession of possibly your entire lineage!

Now, the penis gets a lot of love on the daily. Some can’t do without greasing it up and throttling it, while others hang all manner of jewelry and sex toys on it. And there are folks who are kind of addicted to having them throbbing monsters do its thrusting best to enlarge their gullet and perform invasive throat surgery! On the other hand, not many pay much attention to the ball sack and that roundly neglected piece read more