Category: Body Jewelry Questions

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own,
from my trousers it would spring,
But now its just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
It use 2 be embarrassing
the way it would behave,
For every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches,
  it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head
& watch me tie my shoes!

 

Gold Body Jewelry – Make a Brighter & Better Piercing Choice

Thinking of getting your body pierced? Go for gold body jewelry. It’s shinier, brighter and safer than many other metals. Body piercing takes a lot of guts to say yes to in the first  place and if it’s gold jewelry that you have set your eyes on, than guts alone won’t be helpful. Gold body jewelry definitely costs much more then stainless or plastic body jewelry but it sure is worth every dollar spent!

And it’s your body so the piercing jewelry has to be gold, doesn’t it? Alright may be at least one. No other metal can surpass the luxury and royalty that gold possesses. Also gold being a lot safer adds to it’s indispensability in body piercing.  So let’s talk about it and analyze:

Why opt for gold body jewelry?

Its safety is already talked about. There is one more thing -  gold body jewelry for body piercing should be completely nickel free. Nickel is an impurity that may cause allergy to skin and even result in rejection of the the body jewelry. Also try and always buy 14K pure gold body jewelry.

Because there’s both white and yellow – Both white and gold body jewelry are great and look absolutely stunning on skin. White gold may be a tad rarer (and perhaps more expensive) than yellow but is awesome for both men and women.

Gold jewelry adds fashion and zing to personality – Nothing can beat a brightly shining piece of body jewelry glistening on your skin.

As the summer gets on and the more skin shows, have piercing with gold body jewelry may be a good idea! The above are reasons enough for us, hope they are for you too!

A post from another friend of TheChainGang.com

Wolf & fellow members.
i’ve had a traditional PA for many years.  it never seemed to take long to stretch up to the next size & (pardon the pun), but i was excited when the next bigger size slipped in!

i have always stuck with surgical steel for all my piercings (currently including 8 ga and 4 ga).  For several years now, i have been able to use a 00g curved (banana) barbell but it does still get touchy when i leave it in for a while or if play gets heavy.  i’m assuming because of the weight of the jewelry. i even toned down the actual length of the bar but that’s still a lot of weight on a tender, thin spot.

Should i switch to titanium (like the metal look) which is lighter or get myself pierced out the other side?  Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated as i love the larger size PA.  BTW, any hints on stretching a reverse PA would be great as well.  Still cant get anything larger than the original piercing (12g?) in even tho it’s been months now.

boy jerry

PA Stretching Advice subbmitted by Wolf

Hi,
Concerning PA stretching, especially for larger gauge (00 and beyond), – a painful pleasure as it simply is-, the utmost sensitive skin in the PA piercing will likely be irritated and possibly somewhat inflamed upon successful
insertion of the new, heavy jewelry.

The day after the stretching could become uncomfortable with sometimes extremely slow progress for less pain in days to come when jewelry moves or is bumped.
With heavy PA jewelry, wearing a jock strap with the jewelry nested down at the balls (rather than up) also helps manage less movement.
It is important to shower/bath jewelry morning and evening, for some type of tiny crust could develop and cause serious pain upon movement.

I also elected to use anti-inflammatory Ibuprofen 200mg 2x a day, and may be another one later in the night.

This does help amazingly but should not be taken with major alcohol consume; a small amount is ok and kidneys won’t “give up”.
My PA is actually an Apadravya  (vertical through gland) and lends itself to heavy jewelry. A regular PA may not take the weight over time and rip open as it may migrate.
The Apadravya piercing therefore would be my recommendation in order to achieve higher, extreme goals.

WOLF

Body Jewelry Chain Gang Customer

Nickel Free Body Jewelry – Why Safety is Better than Saving

Heard of nickel free body jewelry? Or may be just about nickel? Well, nickel is that metal that is merged with base metals such as gold and silver to create body jewelry that is harder, stronger and shinier. Nickel is also the one to blame for most all allergic reactions that people mistakenly think that any and every body jewelry can cause. It’s nickel that does the damage and which is present in regular jewelry that you buy off Mall Kiosks (Very Bad Idea) and other bargain stores.

That does not mean you stop buying but instead start buying smartly. So the solution is not to shun body jewelry but body jewelry with nickel! Nickel free body jewelry is your best bet and it’s not only different from regular jewelry in terms of quality, look but is a lot safer overall, and you will usually find that the manufacturers that use nickel free jewelry will also provide you a much better quality and finish because they care about quality more then price.

What makes Nickel free body jewelry safer?

Absence of nickel of course! Body jewelry made from Titanium and Nickel Free Gold is usually the safest materials to opt for because these contain zero nickel!  These are a tad more expensive than body jewelry with nickel but what’s a little money when it comes to the safety of your body, right? And we all know how majority of us do not reject gold at all :)

Especially when the first cheap piece from the mall causes and infection so then you purchase another one from a different kiosk only to make the problem worse, so you go to another store and get what they say is the best, on and on. Sound familiar? How much did all of those pieces of junk that you can not even wear cost you?

The difference between nickel free body jewelry and normal jewelry lies also in being medically and legally endorsed. The former has a legal sanction, the latter carries a directive against (especially in Europe).

So opt for safety rather than getting an allergy. And with all the potential allergies (and their treatments) that nickel can cause, regular body jewelry may not turn out to be that pocket saving anyways. only shop with company’s that have your safety in mind such as wwwTheChainGang.com , where all of their jewelry comes from the USA or England.

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Engagement Tongue Rings – For a Jaw Dropping Proposal

Engagement rings are no longer cut out for the ring finger. The bling symbol of commitment has found a different place to make its mark – the tongue!! Make way for engagement tongue rings!! Hard to digest? Well the trend not really but the rings should be (hard to digest) as these better stick to tongues only.

A unique and fast catching body piercing jewelry trend, engagement tongue rings is no tongue in cheek humor. Love bitten couples daring to be bold, different and not so traditional are finding engagement tongue rings to be pretty fab!

Available in diamonds and gold, tongue rings for the pre-nup commitment are not short on any shine or sparkle. Branded under the tag of ‘alternative engagement’ jewelry, engagement tongue rings are sure alternative!

Tongue Engagement rings – Piercing trends do not stop at that

There’s more – belly button rings have also caught the fancy of couples ready to go down the aisle. Now we’ve heard about Cupid piercing hearts but spouses piercing each other is something rare. Anyhow whatever floats one’s boat!

When you are in love nothing seems beyond it. Thinking of popping the question and wanna go the road less traveled – go for engagement body piercing jewelry. However, first make sure that your girlfriend/ boyfriend is fine with it or else one of you will end up with a bruise!

What say the traditionalists?

Gold and Steel for Quality look, and save some Cash

Body Piercing Jewelry

The Triple Melee Hybrid Fixed Ring is a truly unique piece in looks. But still as with all the Hybrids the setting is 14k Gold, and the Ring is 316LVM Surgical Steel. The main stone is 6mm in size and the setting attached to the ring so that you never have to worry about losing it like you would with a captive charm. The 3 smaller gems on the bottom are considered the dangle color and can be a different color than the main gem color if you chose. It can be set horizontal or vertical which ever you prefer. The Gem Setting can be made in either 14K White or Yellow Gold at no additional charge to you.

Ring Opening Pliers – We have 3 different sizes now.

We now have extra large pliers that will open Large Gauge Rings.

We have tried them and we can now open up to 0 Gauge with them.

These are great to open any type of captive or segment ring. You can open the rings let the ball fall out and keep everything nice and tight with the proper tools

Single Pearl Curved Barbell

Great Navel Piercing Curved BarbellThe Single Pearl Curved Barbell is a really cool navel piercing to so off your tan this summer. It is made from High Quality G23 Surgical Titanium High Polish Curved Barbell, with a threaded 9 mm Synthetic Pearl in place of the regular ball. This piece is a must have for your piercing collection.

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