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Best Nipple Rings

Rings used to be worn on the fingers and toes. Then one open-minded meadow lark or priapism-afflicted satyr decided to find out what would happen to have rings of some sorts attached to their nipples. This got them feeling so good they started telling people about the wonders of nipple rings and here we are.

Well, the above is our abridged version of the history of nipple rings and we are sticking to it! Nipple rings are small for the amount of pleasure they give and are some of the best-selling items in our store.

Got a nipple ring? You, your significant other, your extended family and townspeople can always use more! To help out in your quest for more nipple rings here are the best nipple rings in our store that both look beautiful on the body and give … read more

Best Male Sex Toys

It used to be that the only sex toy a man could look forward to was his right hand liberally coated with either lube or soap suds, with this contraption being put to use while the fella was either thinking nasty things about his beloved or even more nasty things about the ones in the more disreputable part of town. And then came Vaseline and tissues to make the process easier and better, with male sex toys aplenty following soon after.

There’s a veritable deluge of male sex toys in the market at the moment and solid demand for them too. Firms are either engaged in designing improved versions of existing male sex toys, or inventing new ones that deliver a better experience than those that came before. At TheChainGang, we aim to delight, enchant, and amaze with our range … read more

Best Prostate Stimulator

Us men have a marvellous little organ down below that looks a little bit like a walnut and it is called the prostate. We mostly pay no heed to it, except when due to old age or disease it decides to swell up and make it hard for us to pee and get it up. And when stuff like that happens, we quickly learn how our happy state of existence is often subject to the optimum functioning of easily overlooked organs and senses.

The prostate is positioned in front of the rectum and when artfully stimulated can enable loads more intense, and longer-lasting orgasms than is possible from just beating your meat on a Saturday morning or fucking a social media thot with a big ass and a loose snatch. Because of that, this organ is more useful than you … read more

All About Stretching Your Balls

You might not have heard of ball stretching, but testicular stretching is a different ball game, right? Both mean essentially the same thing and both have been making legions of men happy for a really long while.

Interested in ball stretching? Well, there’s a lot we have to teach you today. So tuck in and learn with a will!

Why Stretch Your Balls?

Ball stretching might seem like an ancient torture technique, or something practices by deluded fellows who want their ball sack dragging on the ground with pride. But there are actually lots of positive benefits to it and lots of reasons for it. Here are a few:

  • It Feels Good: Eating an entire bowl of vanilla ice cream might get you feeling on top of the world, but a session of ball stretching will surely make you feel
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Best Cock Rings For Couples

Got a significant other? You are in luck because most of us only have our right hand to love and comfort us on lonely nights and the right hand in question has been doing a stellar job so far!

Now, for varied reasons sex between couples can get boring and that can be a relationship killer, because intimacy is very important to the health of any relationship. And that stays true even if you are in a monkish relationship- with a eunuch!

Thankfully, there are varied ways to spice up sex between couples and these often involve varied play, fetish exploration, and the like. Cock rings for couples work too and having these on just might make you and your partner start seeing yourselves in a new light!

Here are the best cock rings for couples on TheChainGang and these read more

How to Get Started With Ball Stretching

Done correctly, ball stretching is a perfectly safe practice that improves the basal secretion of testosterone and blood flow to the groin to maintain or increase libido. Many men also experience an increase in the size of their testicles and enhanced sexual pleasure through regular ball stretching.

Does ball stretching hurt?

It will come as no surprise that, if done incorrectly, ball stretching can be painful and cause damage or discomfort to your testes or scrotal sac.

While there are no known adverse effects associated with ball stretching, it is wise to consult your doctor before setting out on your journey to longer balls as they will be able to advise on potential risks based on your body.

Ball stretching requires your body to be warm and relaxed so the ideal time to do it is right after taking bath … read more

Best Vertical Hood Jewelry

From the vagina, we are born, and then we periodically return as adults to fill it up with cum, or lick it until the body is insane! So the vagina is a marvelous bit of creation and it just so happens that at the sight of it, most cocks forget their training and start aiming at the sky in a throbbing and potentially cum-ejaculating manner!

Now, while the vagina on its own is beautiful enough, that has not stopped women throughout the ages from wearing jewelry that adds flash and dazzle to that fertile and mouth-watering piece of Eden! Thus, in this article, we will be detailing what we feel are the best vertical hood jewelry to make any vagina feel like a queen on her coronation day! Here goes:

  1. Internally Threaded Titanium Curved Barbell– there is no need
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Best Anal Dildos For Men

The ass houses a treasure trove that only the wise and perceptive get to explore. And explore it they do with all manner of sex toys that create all manner of ecstatic feelings.

If you are in the market for sex toys you can put in your ass and take your bootiful self to orgasm land, might we suggest some of our very fine anal dildos for men! These are all excellently made, and they love nothing more than rooting up your ass in search of the next orgasm they can spoil you rotten with!

Here are the best anal dildos for men that need mad hugs from your rectum and massive cum flows out of where you pee!:

for sure this dildo will let you screw yourself into the ground if you are up … read more

Best Sex Toys For Beginners

There you are looking to tap the most fun out of life and in need of someone to show you the way to endless happiness. Yeah, word on the street is that you need your happiness in double doses and that’s what we are here for today, with the intent being to point you at some of the best sex toys for beginners that get you cumming till either someone puts a cork in you or you turn that cumming ability of yours into a decisive moneymaker!

The toys in this best sex toy for beginners list are of all types and meant for use by all sexes. Listed below in no particular order are the sex toys that beginners to the world of erotic adventures and excitement need urgently and desperately!:

the clit is a … read more

Best Butt Plugs To Buy In 2022

Think about it for a moment- you got a puckered hole in your rear end that almost no one wants to talk about or see and we figure it is kind of boring walking around with it when you could just fill it up like a hole in a dam with something exciting like a butt plug! And it turns out that shoving stuff up your rear is an excellent means of pleasuring yourself because that area has a generous supply of nerves that can be easily brought to life.

Butt plugs have been around longer than most of us can imagine and they have come to be widely accepted and are lately seeing a lot of use. It takes some getting used to them, but once you slip them in, they make you feel so full and in control … read more